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  1. Gf: babe come over
  2. Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  3. Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  4. Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
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Posted 2 days ago

humorking:

beyonce could be taking a shit right now 

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Drake probably playing GTA right now picking up prostitutes and dropping them off in safer cities.

(Source: lilbebe914)

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jackjackattacks:

frost—rotom:

nidaleefanclub:

buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

ok this one is the last straw

I just choked on air

(Source: dramaisthenewblack)